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		<title>Yusuf Ziya Demir Camisi İbadete Açıldı</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2015 07:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Plus, we need the tank for the Loch Ness monster. But that turned out to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it. Yes, well, it still draws a crowd. I can&#8217;t let this happen. She&#8217;ll never be happy without me. I know you&#8217;re broke and homeless, but you still want a swank [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus, we need the tank for the Loch Ness monster. But that turned out to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it. Yes, well, it still draws a crowd. I can&#8217;t let this happen. She&#8217;ll never be happy without me. I know you&#8217;re broke and homeless, but you still want a swank wedding reception. some real nice budget appetizers. I can keep these down. Okay. That&#8217;s a big yes on the crud puffs. Try the shlimp cocktail. There must be some way I can stop this wedding. What if I steal the wedding ring? Already taken care of.</p>
<p>So we&#8217;re cool? Well, it was a spectacular battle. But there doesn&#8217;t seem to be any permanent damage. No damage? What about my feelings? Aw. Calm down. I&#8217;m sure Bender is taking this just as hard as you are. Bender is great Oh, Bender is great You could&#8217;ve picked a better time The moment seemed right. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating. I know. I know. Look, Ship. If I learned one thing from my breakup with Shawn that was totally mutual.</p>
<p>This one&#8217;s like a summer guy! The Planet Express health plan only covers one kind of replacement shell. I can&#8217;t believe Leela and Amy aren&#8217;t back. I&#8217;m gonna call the restaurant. The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. We gotta go rescue them! I don&#8217;t know. Bender, think of the seńoritas! Vámonos! It&#8217;s always a line with you. What planet is this? This whole sector is uncharted. It is not. You lost the chart. Well, nothing to do but repopulate the human race, just me and you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m with the band. Fellas, meet my friends, Bender, Fry and Leela. We&#8217;re not that interested in meeting them. In my century, That was 1 000 years ago. Now we got seven. Can I borrow the new ones and some blank tapes? Let&#8217;s ditch these organ sacks and hit the real party. Count me in. I&#8217;m gonna drink until I reboot! What kind of party is this? No booze and only one hooker. Don&#8217;t be a drag, man. We&#8217;re jacking-on. Want a jolt? I&#8217;m no square… but it&#8217;s counter-indicated by my manual.</p>
<p>Everyone we ever knew died thousands of years ago. Everyone we ever knew? Ah, I never liked those guys. And then the apes blew up their society, too! How could this happen?! And then the birds took over and ruined their society! And the cows, and then. I don&#8217;t know. While you await your friend,allow me to read from a prepared history of our cavern. These unique rock formations were created over millions of years by mineral-rich water dripping from pores in the ceiling. Dripping and dripping, year upon year, Century upon century.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2015 07:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Plus, we need the tank for the Loch Ness monster. But that turned out to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it. Yes, well, it still draws a crowd. I can&#8217;t let this happen. She&#8217;ll never be happy without me. I know you&#8217;re broke and homeless, but you still want a swank [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus, we need the tank for the Loch Ness monster. But that turned out to be a log with a Halloween mask stapled to it. Yes, well, it still draws a crowd. I can&#8217;t let this happen. She&#8217;ll never be happy without me. I know you&#8217;re broke and homeless, but you still want a swank wedding reception. some real nice budget appetizers. I can keep these down. Okay. That&#8217;s a big yes on the crud puffs. Try the shlimp cocktail. There must be some way I can stop this wedding. What if I steal the wedding ring? Already taken care of.</p>
<p>So we&#8217;re cool? Well, it was a spectacular battle. But there doesn&#8217;t seem to be any permanent damage. No damage? What about my feelings? Aw. Calm down. I&#8217;m sure Bender is taking this just as hard as you are. Bender is great Oh, Bender is great You could&#8217;ve picked a better time The moment seemed right. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating. I know. I know. Look, Ship. If I learned one thing from my breakup with Shawn that was totally mutual.</p>
<p>This one&#8217;s like a summer guy! The Planet Express health plan only covers one kind of replacement shell. I can&#8217;t believe Leela and Amy aren&#8217;t back. I&#8217;m gonna call the restaurant. The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. We gotta go rescue them! I don&#8217;t know. Bender, think of the seńoritas! Vámonos! It&#8217;s always a line with you. What planet is this? This whole sector is uncharted. It is not. You lost the chart. Well, nothing to do but repopulate the human race, just me and you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m with the band. Fellas, meet my friends, Bender, Fry and Leela. We&#8217;re not that interested in meeting them. In my century, That was 1 000 years ago. Now we got seven. Can I borrow the new ones and some blank tapes? Let&#8217;s ditch these organ sacks and hit the real party. Count me in. I&#8217;m gonna drink until I reboot! What kind of party is this? No booze and only one hooker. Don&#8217;t be a drag, man. We&#8217;re jacking-on. Want a jolt? I&#8217;m no square… but it&#8217;s counter-indicated by my manual.</p>
<p>Everyone we ever knew died thousands of years ago. Everyone we ever knew? Ah, I never liked those guys. And then the apes blew up their society, too! How could this happen?! And then the birds took over and ruined their society! And the cows, and then. I don&#8217;t know. While you await your friend,allow me to read from a prepared history of our cavern. These unique rock formations were created over millions of years by mineral-rich water dripping from pores in the ceiling. Dripping and dripping, year upon year, Century upon century.</p>
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		<title>Berat Kandili Bu Mahallede Başka Türlü Kutlanıyor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2015 07:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, it&#8217;s for you. And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal. I won&#8217;t testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. The 67th Amendment. I may be a simple, country chicken, but I know when we&#8217;re finger-licked. What if we plead insanity? A [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, it&#8217;s for you. And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal. I won&#8217;t testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. The 67th Amendment. I may be a simple, country chicken, but I know when we&#8217;re finger-licked. What if we plead insanity? A few months in an insane asylum? I could do it on my head. If you start now, it might help our case. What evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity? They done hired me to represent them.</p>
<p>We can do that, too. Who&#8217;s ready to fight for equality? The devolution revolution has begun! Beautiful mutants, Hello, sewer city. As longtime mutants ourselves, we support your righteous struggle, and we&#8217;ll do anything we can for you! No. Play the other one. their attention, where they sit by bending the West Side pipeway to return all sewage to the surface. bend such a huge pipe? So lonely. Poor, sad Bender. Bend it! Bend it! Bend it! Bend it! What goes down must back up. I picked the wrong day to wear my new crocses.</p>
<p>Am I the only one who thinks this is all a sham? This isn&#8217;t heaven. and makes us immortal, which I find suspicious. Allow me to explain. Centuries ago, I sent an image of myself into the minds of your artists. The heavenly clouds they painted depict a vapor I exude. I wish I exuded anything Then what about these angels? Some kind of Scooby Doo-esque flashlight projection? those are mindless jakabirds. They keep my surface free of parasitic larvae. You didn&#8217;t like Country Bear Jamboree either, Leela.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m working on Seymour&#8217;s doghouse. No one ever asked if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. A tiny little house that says Benderon it. This is Fry. If you&#8217;re calling about the used towels for sale… they&#8217;re still available for $45 each. Phil, it&#8217;s your father. Where are you? You&#8217;re holding up New Year&#8217;s brunch. Your brother can&#8217;t wait any longer. Hello, first bologna of the new millennium. Here he comes. That&#8217;s him and Seymour. Well, that&#8217;s weird. Seymour&#8217;s here, but- Go! Go! Touchdown! But where&#8217;s Philip? I&#8217;m telling you, the Y2K computers got him.</p>
<p>People already interfered. That planet was mined hollow. By an Order of Planets mining crew. This doesn&#8217;t make any sense. I don&#8217;t pretend to understand Brannigan&#8217;s Law. I enforce it. Fine, we&#8217;ll save the animals alone. I&#8217;m afraid I can&#8217;t allow that. Guards! What just happened? He&#8217;s throwing us in prison. Dang! Can I get this wrapped up? hadn&#8217;t thrown me in prison. You really are too picky. I&#8217;ve got some musing to do. I&#8217;m facing a formidable female adversary. Suggestions? I fail to see any problem, sir.</p>
<p>Bite my red-hot glowing ass! Wait a minute. Red-hot glowing ass? I&#8217;ll be right back. No! Nibbler! Professor? I need another bikini. Okay, I think there&#8217;s one can left. There. How do I look? Like a cheap French harlot. French? make time with a real man? No. I&#8217;m not attracted to bullies, no matter how big… and handsome they are. I got a lot of work to do. Sir, you don&#8217;t understand. I&#8217;m a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down…</p>
<p>Six, seven, eight One, two, three Turn the key My dirty, shifty friend? Hey, Fry, long time. Legion of Madfellows, man. Why&#8217;d you bonk me, you idiot? And where are we? This doesn&#8217;t look like your regular dumpster. All in good time! I guess now is a good time. We are on Mars, in a forgotten cavern abandoned by the native Martians a million years ago. Actually, it was five years ago. I remember&#8217;cause they washed my socks. You have done well, Fry. You have ingratiated yourself with Leo Wong.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2015 07:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m looking for human horn. You&#8217;re not cops, right? Of course not. In fact, he&#8217;s a crook. Yep. Stolen Pez, anyone? Human horn. So fresh you can still see the eyeglass marks. Look, this is the nose we want. I&#8217;m sorry, sir, but due to the perverted nature of our business… customer records are strictly confidential. I videotape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later. Hey, I&#8217;m a porno-dealing monster. What do I care what you think? Here&#8217;s the weirdo who bought your horn.</p>
<p>This is why I love Earth. Beautiful star-brightened day, friendly Blernsball game with chum pals. So pleasant for everybody. Hit by a pitch. Take your base. Sorry about that. I guess I needed a few more warm-up pitches. No batter, no batter. No batter anymore. Take your base. I didn&#8217;t mean to hit you. I have trouble with depth perception. Yeah. Me too, now. Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter. Take your base. Please, I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Apparently not.</p>
<p>Can you point me to the free booze? I really like this girl but she thinks I&#8217;m a jerk. Can you help me? There&#8217;s a suicide booth in the Food Court. Though there&#8217;s a line this time of year. No, I need to get her a gift. And I need it before sundown. You can&#8217;t go wrong with something traditional. A surface-to-Santa rocket launcher. Comes with 3 jolly-seeking missiles. That&#8217;s funny. Careful, sir. Oh, yeah. You filthy hobos sure know Hey, chief? Someone&#8217;s stealing your handkerchief full of crap.</p>
<p>$9.95 a minute. You&#8217;re a dollar naughtier than most. How about them Knicks? Hello? Any girls in this room at all? Yeah, bring on the hot chicks So are we! I&#8217;m a woman, if that&#8217;s what you mean. I don&#8217;t play games,. a space captain, the only one of my species… and I want to meet a man. A woman? I&#8217;m scared! Thanks to the Internet, I&#8217;m bored with sex. Any website to satisfy my lust for violence? Is the space pope reptilian? Get ready for fun, Fry. played entirely on video. You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.</p>
<p>Pass the veal, please? Here you go. Let me get some of that suckling pig. Who wants dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. No, this one blew his money on lottery tickets. Quit hogging the bottle-nose! Toss me the speech center of the brain! Mother&#8217;s Day In sports, Yankees&#8217; fifth blurnsman,. is out With an injured knee. So, humans have easily injured knees. My race Will find this information very useful, indeed. And finally, today is Mother&#8217;s Daya sentimental occasion….</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll try to respect your independence and freedom. No! I want the real teen experience. Chores, curfew, the works! Fine, sweetiekins, we&#8217;ll be the strictest parents ever. tequila to celebrate! Dad, I&#8217;m underage! Oh, right. Here&#8217;s a silly straw. Oh, my Amy is sweet little girl again. This like a mother&#8217;s dream! Bad dream, that is. At this rate, I&#8217;m never gonna get a grandchild! Maybe she not grown up, but she sure grown out. She fat! Dad, if you&#8217;re gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again.</p>
<p>Why&#8217;d you open your bong hole, You&#8217;d sacrifice a beautiful woman for an attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola. The one called Smelly Hippie is right! This is a monkey! Yes. Definitely. Where is the real female? I&#8217;ll never tell. Where is she? I&#8217;ll get her for you. This may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again. Go consummate yourself. Stop talking! You&#8217;re getting cold! Please! I just paid off my car! I can&#8217;t look! People of Earth, I am Jurr of the planet Omicron Persei Eight.</p>
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<p>This is why I love Earth. Beautiful star-brightened day, friendly Blernsball game with chum pals. So pleasant for everybody. Hit by a pitch. Take your base. Sorry about that. I guess I needed a few more warm-up pitches. No batter, no batter. No batter anymore. Take your base. I didn&#8217;t mean to hit you. I have trouble with depth perception. Yeah. Me too, now. Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter. Take your base. Please, I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Apparently not.</p>
<p>Can you point me to the free booze? I really like this girl but she thinks I&#8217;m a jerk. Can you help me? There&#8217;s a suicide booth in the Food Court. Though there&#8217;s a line this time of year. No, I need to get her a gift. And I need it before sundown. You can&#8217;t go wrong with something traditional. A surface-to-Santa rocket launcher. Comes with 3 jolly-seeking missiles. That&#8217;s funny. Careful, sir. Oh, yeah. You filthy hobos sure know Hey, chief? Someone&#8217;s stealing your handkerchief full of crap.</p>
<p>$9.95 a minute. You&#8217;re a dollar naughtier than most. How about them Knicks? Hello? Any girls in this room at all? Yeah, bring on the hot chicks So are we! I&#8217;m a woman, if that&#8217;s what you mean. I don&#8217;t play games,. a space captain, the only one of my species… and I want to meet a man. A woman? I&#8217;m scared! Thanks to the Internet, I&#8217;m bored with sex. Any website to satisfy my lust for violence? Is the space pope reptilian? Get ready for fun, Fry. played entirely on video. You mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works.</p>
<p>Pass the veal, please? Here you go. Let me get some of that suckling pig. Who wants dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent. No, this one blew his money on lottery tickets. Quit hogging the bottle-nose! Toss me the speech center of the brain! Mother&#8217;s Day In sports, Yankees&#8217; fifth blurnsman,. is out With an injured knee. So, humans have easily injured knees. My race Will find this information very useful, indeed. And finally, today is Mother&#8217;s Daya sentimental occasion….</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll try to respect your independence and freedom. No! I want the real teen experience. Chores, curfew, the works! Fine, sweetiekins, we&#8217;ll be the strictest parents ever. tequila to celebrate! Dad, I&#8217;m underage! Oh, right. Here&#8217;s a silly straw. Oh, my Amy is sweet little girl again. This like a mother&#8217;s dream! Bad dream, that is. At this rate, I&#8217;m never gonna get a grandchild! Maybe she not grown up, but she sure grown out. She fat! Dad, if you&#8217;re gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again.</p>
<p>Why&#8217;d you open your bong hole, You&#8217;d sacrifice a beautiful woman for an attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola. The one called Smelly Hippie is right! This is a monkey! Yes. Definitely. Where is the real female? I&#8217;ll never tell. Where is she? I&#8217;ll get her for you. This may hurt our chances of consummating our relationship again. Go consummate yourself. Stop talking! You&#8217;re getting cold! Please! I just paid off my car! I can&#8217;t look! People of Earth, I am Jurr of the planet Omicron Persei Eight.</p>
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